2888 - Enska

2888 Enska

etta skjal fann g tlvunni minni. g veit ekkert hverning a komst anga og g er viss um a a er hundgamalt. Vonandi ver g ekki hengdur fyrir a birta eitthva sem er alls ekki eftir mig ea Papparass. etta skjal er ensku, en g hef enga tr a a a vefjist fyrir lesendum mnum a skilja a.

One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cul- tivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in "The Illiad", by Homer. Homer also wrote the "Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote liter- ature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Vir- gin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself be- fore her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Mac- beth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise Regained."

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post with- out stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented elec- tricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength." Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a sup- posedl insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called "Candy". Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are flaling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolu- tion, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. He reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the "Organ of the Species". Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

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2887 - Heimsmlin

Vel er hugsanlegt a Brexit samningurinn veri samykktur brezka inginu morgun (laugardag). Allir eru fyrir lngu ornir hundleiir a ess mli. Ekki sst ingmenn brezka inginu. Sennilega er arna um a ra a mestu leyti ann samning sem Theresa May var bin a gera snum tma. Helsti steitingarsteinninn ar sneri a landamrunum milli Norur-rlands og rlands. Mean bi rland og Brezka konungsveldi, (sem saman stendur af rkjunum Englandi, Wales, Skotlandi og Norur-rlandi) voru bi ESB var auvita ekki um neitt vandaml a ra. rar stta sig allsekki vi a ar veri landamravarsla me hefbundnu snii eftir Brexit, svo lklegast er a a vandaml veri sett salt og ri framr v einhverntma seinna, en a vildi May allsekki heyra nefnt mean hn var vi vld.

standi fyrir botni Mijarahafs (eins og einu sinni var sagt) er allsekki gott frekar en fyrri daginn. A sumu leyti er skiljanlegt a Tyrkir hafi vilja rast Krda og ekki sjlfu sr miki vi v a segja. a eru afskipti Vesturveldanna sem hafa ranna rs komi essu standi a mestu leyti. jirnar arna voru afskaplega frielskandi anga til fari var a skipta sr af eim. Olan sem ar er jru hefur leitt til eirrar blvunar sem mrgum finnst hvla essu svi. Afskipti Vesturveldanna og Sameinuu janna hafa hleypt llu bl og brand essum slum.

Athyglisver er s kenning Mitts Romney ldungardeildaringmanns repblikana og fyrrverandi forsetaframbjanda og fleiri a forseti Tyrklands hafi einfaldlega hta Trump v a hann mundi rast Krda rtt fyrir stuning Bandarkjamanna vi og a Trump hafi rtt fyrir ll mannaltin lyppast niur og gert eins og honum var sagt. Tyrkir fengu a minnsta kost viku til ess a gera a sem eir vildu helst.

Heimsstjrnml eru margan htt eitt af mnum helstu hugamlum og au stjrnml sem stundu eru litlum jrkjum eins og slendi blikna neitanlega samanburinum. Verst finnst mr hva g er rauninni illa a mr um au ml sem hafa sem mest hrif a sem gerist heiminum dag. ekking mn stjrnmlum annarsstaar en Bandarkjum Norur-Amerku er afskaplega brotakennd. etta maur sem allt ykjist vita og skrifar oft um heimsstjrnml auvita alls ekki a lta sr um munn fara. rtt fyrir allt held g samt a g s ekkert verri en arir essu efni. Sennilega mun betri ef eitthva er.

Ekki er me gu mti hgt a hafa huga heimsmlum n ess a velta miki fyrir sr hvernig Knaveldi muni rast nstu ratugum. A eim skuli hafa tekist a hafa jafnmikinn hagvxt undanfari og raun ber vitni, n ess a veita egnum snum nokkurt plitskt frelsi er ekkert minna en strfurulegt. Hinga til hefur ekki nst neinn umtalsverur hagvxtur n slks frelsis. Skemmst er a minnast hinna skelfilegu mistaka sem ger voru Sovtrkjunum slugu.

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2886 - Um pfa og esshttar

H, Papparass heiti g. Af hverju Papparass? J, a skal g segja ykkur. a er vegna hljlkingar vi Paparazzi, sem mr skilst a su ljsmyndarar sem liggja leyni hvar sem er og reyna a taka afhjpandi myndir af frga flkinu. Stundum lka me v a sna frekju og gengni. Ekki svo a skilja a g s gengur og enn sur ligg g leyni og ykist vera annar en g er. Til sannindamerkis um a get g sagt ykkur eftirfarandi sgu:

Einu sinni var g sem oftar staddur Bnus verslun. kom anga sjlfur pfinn tveimur jafnfljtum. g hefi nttrulega geta sagt a hann hafi veri hestum postulanna, en a hefi varla veri vieigandi vegna ess a arna var um pfann sjlfan a ra. Vitanlega hefi g geta teki upp vasatafli mitt og boi honum skk, v allir vilja, ea telja sig urfa a tefla vi pfann. a hefi heldur ekki veri vieigandi. Auvita hefi g geta spurt hann af hverju hann vri ftgangandi en ekki hjli ea bl. Vegna ess a ekki tkast a vera blandi Bnus hefi a hugsanlega ekki veri vieigandi heldur. essvegna sagi g ekki nokkurn skapaan hlut vi hann en fylgdist samt vel me honum, v g vildi vita hva pfinn sjlfur keypti matinn. a er a segja ef hann tlai a gera a. Auvita gat alveg veri a hann tlai bara a f sr pnulti af slgti, en mr skilst a a geti pfar sjaldan gert.

Svo fr pfinn t r Bnus n ess a kaupa nokku. var g hissa. a er nefnilega svoleiis me mig a g kaupi venjulega mun meira ar en g tlai mr upphafi. En afv etta var pfinn sjlfur elti g og komst me v a raun um a a hann var einn fer. Kannski var etta ekki hann, heldur bara tvfari hans. Hva heitir annars pfinn sem situr pfastli (sem g held a s enn Rm) einmitt nna. Einu sinni var g talsvert pfafrur og vissi deili llum eim pfum sem veri hafa eftir Pusi sem var pfi strsrunum.

N er g alveg binn a gleyma hva var merkilega vi a hitta pfann arna, v g er binn a vera me svo miklar mlalengingar. g s heldur ekki hvort hann var me marga lfveri me sr, svo g skrei bara undir afgreislubori og hreirai um mig ar. a sem g s ar verur lklega a ba nsta innleggs, ef g mgulega man eftir a segja ykkur a.

Vissulega gti g lesi aftur a sem g skrifai upphafi til ess a komast a v hvers vegna g var a essu pfarvli. g nenni v samt ekki enda er g ekki vanur a breyta miklu af v sem mr dettur hug a segja og skrifa. Stundum er vissara a vera undir a binn a tskra betur a sem mr dettur hug. Sumir kynnu a taka a alvarlega. a er reyndar alveg fatalt ef g hlut.

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2885 - Eftirlaun

Skyldi a vera svo a demkratar su me krunni a hendur Trump a tryggja sr sigur arnstu kosningum. Ef reikna er me v eru eir nsta vonlausir um a geta sigra Trump nsta ri. Kannski bast eir vi a stareyndir krunnar veri ekki ljsir fyrir kjsendurm fyrr en nsta kjrtmabili. annig var v vari bi varandi Nixon og Clinton. Alltaf m samt gera r fyrir auknum hraa plitkinni. er a svo a nverandi kra kann sem best a vera Trump til framdrttar nsta ri. a er einfalt a rkstyja enda m segja a demkrtum hefi veri nr a ba svolti me essa kru ef eir tla sr alvru a sigra Trump forsetakosningunum nsta ri. etta eru r kosningar sem g b mestu ofvni eftir a frtta af. Kosningar hr slandi eru fremur ltilvgar samanbori vi essar.

Einnig er a svo a Brexit getur haft mikil hrif hr landi. Njustu frttir herma a e.t.v. s a draga saman me deilendum. a er einkum vegna ess a breski forstisrherrann virist hafa gefi heilmiki eftir.

Er a svo a slensk stjrnvld su undir hlnum svoklluum smlnafyrirtkjum? Ekki er hgt a sj anna en essi fyrirtki (sem ur voru kllu okurkarlar) finni alltaf leiir til ess a leika stjrnvld. Eigum vi ekki bara a leyfa essum okurkrlum a stjrna okkur? eir virast a minnst kosti vera mun tsmognari en essir svoklluu rherrar og alingismenn. Er ekki rauninni alveg sama hverjir svindla okkur, saklausum almganum?

Auvita skiftir mli hvort kosin stjrnvld stjrna ea okurkarlarnir. En mean stjrnvld einbeita sr a v a svindla pplinum er ekki vi neinu gu a bast. Oft hef g tmla slensk stjrnvld sem alandi og ferjandi. Sjaldan nefni g samt dmi um slkt. a skal g gera nna. v hefur margoft veri haldi fram og ekki mtmlt a Tryggingastofnun rkisins svokllu steli umboi rkisstjrnarinnar og alingis af okkur gamalmennunum bi leynt og ljst. Hva er a t.d. anna en jfnaur a taka hluta af eftirlaunum okkar og kalla au eihva anna og henda svo okkur einhverjum tittlingaskt sem minnkar eftir v sem vi hfun hamast meira vi a byggja upp eftirlaunasji okkar?

sama htt og stoli hefur veri af okkur gamlingjunum kerfisbundi hefur veri reynt a svindla sem mest msum rum. Ekki tla g a fara nnar t a nna en minna m a a sslumenn og prestar hafa ldum saman svindla og svna almga essa lands. Um a eru til mrg dmi og arflaust a rifja a upp.

Kannski Papparass urfi fljtlega a koma einhverju a. essvegna er g einmitt nna a flta mr a segja eitthva. Mr finnst g vera a missa tkin essu bloggi mnu. Mr finnst essar sgur sem hann er a segja vera hlfmisheppnaar. Kannski er bara best a halda sig vi stareyndirnar.

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2884 - Neyarkall

H, Papparass heiti g og er a hugsa um a leyfa ykkur a heyra smsgu.

annig var a bjrgunarsveitin Tkall fann einu sinni tvr rjpnaskyttur sem voru alveg eins, egar leita var a einni. etta olli talsverum ruglingi en leystist a lokum farsllega. Sagan er svona:

a var Jlafstunni ri 1962 sem formaur urnefndrar bjrgunarsveitar fkk neyarkall. Nei, g er ekki a meina svona pnultinn neyarkall sem afhentur er almenningi fyrir a lta f af hendi rakna til stunings bjrgunarsveitunum til vibtar vi flugelda-peningana. Me f g vi peninga en ekki kindur svo a s hreinu. Ansi er etta a vera trdrasamt hj mr, en vonandi tekst mr a koma essu fr mr.

Jn ambrvllum fkk semsagt neyarkall og a kom fr Gufunesi. Samstundis ea nstum v fru eir bjrgunarmenn upp Blfellshls, en neyarkalli hafi komi fr Kili. aan fru eir sem lei liggur a Hvtrvallaskla og aan upp me Flukvsl. Troningarnir ar voru svo magnair a a l vi a eir villtust, en hj eirri niurlginu tkst eim a komast me v a halda allir kaalinn sem formaurinn var me meferis. Vi Kjalfell skiptu eir lii og fru sitt hvoru mein vi a. Svo fundu eir tvr rpnaskyttur sem pssuu alveg vi lsinguna sem eir hfu meferis. egar til tti a taka voru essar tvr skyttur ornar a einni og hefur aldrei fengist skring v hvernig a mtti ske.

En svo g haldi n svolti fram r v g er byrjaur og af v g heiti Papparass, er ekki v a neita a etta blogg ber af rum og er miki sagt. Semsagt; g hef vali rtt egar g fr fram a f a lta ljs mitt skna hr. Skelfing er etta blogg annars stutt en a er kannski bara eins gott v attensjnspani hj flestum fer sfellt minnkandi.

Smundur virist vera alveg fastur stareyndadkinu og ess vegna er ekki frleitt a lykta sem svo a hann hafi gott af v a f einskonar alterego hinga bloggi sitt og g get alveg gegnt v hlutverki. Kannski er a einmitt hugsandi flk sem les etta blogg. Sem betur fer eru a ekki alltof margir .

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2883 - Helvtistrin nja

Villutrarmenn dagsins dag eru loftslagsafneitarar. Kannski er g einn slkur. g tri v enn a heimshlnunin eigi sr a einhverju leyti nttrulegar skringar. Hvort hn er 80 til 90 prsent af mannavldum ea kannski bara 40 til 50 prsent finnst mr vera traratrii. Sjlfur sveiflast g milli 40 og 80 og getur a fari eftir msu.

Afneitarar eru ekkert skrri en villutrarhundar ea endurskounarsinnar segja nju trarbrgin. Hvort a er rtt ea ekki kemur ekki ljs fyrr en eftir dk og disk. Jafnvel aldrei. A setja sig mti rkjandi trarbrgum kann ekki gri lukku a stra. essvegna er g a hugsa um a htta essari predikun og taka upp lttara hjal.

Trin flagslegu milana er margan htt orin einskonar rkistr hr slandi og gott ef a er ekki lka svo vast hvar Vesturlndum. Byrjunin Untergang des Abendlandes er etta ef til vill. Tilvitnunum heimspekiforklfa hr me loki.

Veri leikur svosem vi mann essa dagana. Ekki tla g a kvarta yfir v. grdag var g afmlisveislu uppi Melahverfi. Hn var alveg gt. Span sem vi fengum ar var alveg meirihttar. etta sammenkomst var eiginlega blanda af matar- og kkuveislu og eftirminnileg flestan htt.

Papparass er dlti erfiur nna en g er a hugsa um a nota tkifri. Hann er nefnilega sofandi. Mr fannst sagan hans sasta bloggi vera heldur lleg, en etta m g sennilega ekki segja v a gti misskilist.

Er um essar mundir a lesa skjskoti hans Bergs Ebba og g reikni alveg me v a klra hana get g ekki a v gert a mr finnst hn full sjlfsvisguleg og fyrirsjanleg kflum. Samt er gtt a f etta sjnarhorn ntmann. Hann er nefnilega hlfger trunta. a er a segja ntminn, ekki Bergur Ebbi. Samt getur maur ekki a sr gert a velta v fyrir sr hvernig etta muni alltsaman fara.

Eiginlega tti g a flta mr svo g veri ekki fyrir Papparassi ef hann skyldi urfa a koma einhverju framfri. Alltaf liggur honum essi skp . Til ryggis er g a hugsa um a hafa etta ekki llu lengra.

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2882 - Papparass

g heiti Papparass. Illar tungur segja a g s bara pfagaukur, en a er allsekki rtt. g er af tt geirfugla og ddfugla og get meira a segja flogi, ef miki liggur vi. Og ekki or um a meir. stan fyrir v a g skrifa hrna er s a Smundur frndi minn hefur leyft mr a nota bloggi sitt til ess a koma speki minni til skila. Hn er reyndar mikil og g held a g muni urfa a koma ru hvoru hr vi svo g geti sp speki minni yfir alheim.

Ea eins og sra Helgi Sveinsson orti fyrir langalngu:

Kolbrn yfir orku br
aldrei arf a psta.
egar hn sinni speki spr
sprautast yfir Gsta.

En eins og allir vita var sra Helgi vijafnanlegur.

essi vsa er ekki nema smsnishorn af v sem hann orti. etta er um Kollu lfafelli og Gsta brur hennar Kamillu, sem var sko engin vindmylla en frum ekki nnar t a.

N. Eiginlega tlai g a lta bara vita af mr essari frslu, en kannski g setji hrna smsgu sem g samdi um daginn.

Einar Hallvarsson var me strt nef. Eginlega var a svo strt a a olli honum talsverum vandrum. egar hann sat upphaldsstlnum snum og las einhverri bkasafnsbk sem hann hafi fengi lnaa Bkasafni Akraness, urfti hann a leggja a varlega bori vi hliina sr. Stundum egar hann var ti a ganga flktist a lka ftunum honum. a seig nefnilega undan eigin yng, en st ekki beint fram ea seig svolti niur fyrir munninn eins og flestum. Auvita urfti hann alltaf a halla undir flatt egar hann borai.

essi nefstr hans stafai meal annars af v a hann var allra karla elstur. Eins og kunnugt er heldur nefi manni fram a stkka alla fi. N var engar upplsingar um Einar a finna kirkjubkum og hann vildi aldrei segja hve gamall hann var raun og veru. Vri hann spurur a v svarai hann venjulega me einhverjum afgingi og mgulegt var a f alvrusvar uppr honum. S dmt eftir nefinu einu var Einar a minnsta kosti nokkur hundru ra gamall. Svo er lka alveg mgulegt a etta langa nef hans hafi stafa af einhverjum sjkdmi. Aldrei hafi hann leita til lkna t af essum stjrnlega nefvexti snum.

Allt einu fr hann a lesa jsgur og vintri. ar rakst hann meal annars sguna sem kllu er Neyttu me a nefinu stendur. etta fannst honum afar merkilega saga og hann hefi svo sannarlega vilja hafa heldur bjga en etta stra nef. Miki reyndi hann til ess a f tkifri til a prfa etta. Gallinn var bara s a hann tri ekki galdra.

Svo las hann frsgnina af rarni Nefjlfssyni og datt nefi af honum. Svo a er eiginlega mgulegt a halda essari sgu fram. Smi frndi er ekkert me srlega strt nef hann s svolti farinn a eldast.

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2881 - Jn Gnarr

Las an frtt DV um fsbkargreinina hans Jns Gnarr. ar lkir hann loftslagsvnni vi flugfer og gerir a af miklu listfengi, eftir v sem g best f s. Oft ratast kjftugum satt munn. a er einmitt etta sem g tti vi sasta bloggi ar sem g var a tala um langar skldsgur. essa samlkingu vi a sem er a gerast heiminum dag hefi veri hgt a segja feinum setningum. Oft (jafnvel oftast) byggjast skldsgur gtri hugmynd, en snilldin felst v a draga allt langinn og halda sem lengst fram. etta einkum og sr lagi vi um krimma. essari afer er lka beitt vi bmyndir. er t.d. einhver hugmynd tekin og teygt r henni eins og mgulegt er. Oftast er umgerin hf frekar vndu og dr. er auveldara a selja myndina og erfiara a stla hana.

g er ekki a segja a g s neitt betri. Stku sinnum f g gta hugmynd og ef g hefi jafn mikla hfileika til mlalenginga og sumir arir mundi g gjarnan vilja halda lengi fram. g bara get a ekki. Ver a koma hugmyndinni fr mr. etta er ekki sagt til a gera lti r lngum greinum og lngum sgum. g hef bara ekki ennan hfileika.

Oft er auvelt a skrifa langt ml um lti efni einsog sst t.d. oft skrifum um slensk ml. Yfirleitt er g samt mjg sammla v a gagnrna sem sfelldar afinnslur eru me v sambandi. Eirkur Rgnvaldsson virist t.d. margan htt hafa sagt mlfarslggum allra tma str hendur. ar er g sammla honum. r eru oftast hlfleiinlegar. g sjlfur metalinn.

Samkvmt njustu frttum fr USA er hugsanlegt a Trump sigri forsetakosningunum nsta ri. .e.a.s. ef nverandi atlaga demkrata og fulltradeildarinnar mistekst og flk fr almennt lei essu eilfa rasi milli ings og forseta og ks bara eins og sast. Pressan er alls ekki eins hrifamikil og ur var. Samflagsmilarnir hafa komi stainn og flk lti illa af eim ori eru hrif eirra mikil egar reynir.

Gumundar og Geirfinnsmlin halda fram a flkjast fyrir mnnum. lklegast s a dmstlar muni endanum skera r um btafjrh ar m bast vi lngum og strngum deilum um a atrii. Bi er a skera r um skn saka hj flestum eirra og ekki er elilegt a krafist s bta. Ef sttanefnd svokllu getur ekki leyst etta ml og hefur takmarka ea ekkert umbo til slks er ekki hgt a leita anna finnst mr.

eir eru rugglega allmargir sem lta, eins og g, a kra s Trump vegna vitalsins vi forseta Ukrainu, veri endanum til ess a styrkja hann kosningunum nsta ri. Nsta vst er a hann veri sknaur eins og Clinton snum tma. Kannski vilja bandarkjamenn bara hafa forseta essu tagi og ekki er hgt a neita eim um a. Flestallir hafa forseta ea ramenn af v tagi sem eir vilja og eiga skili. Samt finnst manni a a tti ekki a eiga vi um strveldin sjlf, Hver eru au? Ekki er vst a llum komi saman um svari.

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